COOL BREAK UP LETTER

LIFE IS ALL ABOUT FEELINGS... IF SOMEONE HAS TO FEEL BAD, WHY SHOULD IT BE YOU?

A soldier stationed in US recently received a letter from his
girl friend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to
you.

Love, Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures
of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos
in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

Well , If you can't change your fate, change your attitude LOL

I love to laugh and if you need one today ,I hope it works!

Stay tune for more funny story, I know I didn't update it for so long. I need to thank you to my friend Sai for his contribution to my " Saisu Funny Story" that I specially dedicate to our friendship and to Noro who loves manga and made a lovely one for my hamster,  Jolisha (rip) and allowed me to use it on my blog, it's so great to have you on my friend's circle sweetie, thank you!

XOXO

♥♥♥  always keep smiling  ♪♪♪
 

We(O)man

1 . (Whatever)

Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..

4. (ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do I have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.

XOXO
♥♥♥  always keep smiling  ♪♪♪

VALUE

A story tells that two friends were walking
through the desert. During some
point of the journey they had an argument, and
one friend slapped the other one in the face.
The one who got slapped was hurt,
but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: 

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis,
where they decided to take a bath. The one who
had been slapped got stuck in the mire and
started drowning, but the friend saved him.
After he recovered from the near
drowning, he wrote on a stone:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.


The friend who had slapped and
saved his best friend asked him,
"After I hurt you, you wrote in the
sand and now, you write on a stone,
why?" The other friend replied "When someone
hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds
of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone
does something good for us, we must engrave
it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.

Thank you Saisu

Installing Husband (IT @ its Best)

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct
slowdown in the overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0..

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5..0,  
MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1. conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

___________________________________________

Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and
do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize Control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 6.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend:  Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam

Thank you Saisu my Chakaree friend and have a great weekend everyone!^^

XOXO

SIXTH SENSE

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
Oh my God, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "HONEY, I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" 

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbor James dropped dead on our Porch."

Saisu 

 

                             

The other toilet

This could happen to you..

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other toilet saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I am not the type to start the conversation in the restroom but I dont know whats got into me so I answered , somewhat embarrased.
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says,
" So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that! At that point, I am thinking this is too bizarre so I say,
"Uhhh I am like you, just travelling!"
At this point I am just traying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question,
"Can I come over?"
Ok this question its just too weird for me but I figured I could be just end the conversation I tell then,
"No, I am a little bussy right now!!"
Then I heard the person say nervously,
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other toilet who keeps answering all my question."

Mobile phones, dont u love them!

Two nuns. Damn funny!

This is cute.

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
Its getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder whats he wants.
SL: Its logical. He wants to rape us
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course its not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So what shall we do?At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He can not follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

SM: Sister Logical! thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened the man couldnt follow us both so he follow me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL:The only logical thing happened. I started to run as far as I could and he started to run as far as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened he reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only Logical thing to do, I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only Logical thing to do, He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

Wkwkwkwkwkwk.