This could happen to you..
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other toilet saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I am not the type to start the conversation in the restroom but I dont know whats got into me so I answered , somewhat embarrased.
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says,
" So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that! At that point, I am thinking this is too bizarre so I say,
"Uhhh I am like you, just travelling!"
At this point I am just traying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question,
"Can I come over?"
Ok this question its just too weird for me but I figured I could be just end the conversation I tell then,
"No, I am a little bussy right now!!"
Then I heard the person say nervously,
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other toilet who keeps answering all my question."
Mobile phones, dont u love them!